Stiggubmon is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise
frog.
Stiggubmon created water seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stiggubmon, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Stiggubmon, he will strike you with lightening.
Stiggubmon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Stiggubmon's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Put Stiggubmon first in all things.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stiggubmon.
5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near birds while wearing mauve boots and balancing three platinum spheres on your hands.