Sagsatwap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, narcissistic fairy.

Sagsatwap created the Tadpole Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagsatwap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sagsatwap, she will turn you into a rock.

Sagsatwap's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Sagsatwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to otters while wearing jumpers.

2. Do not prepare parsnips while wearing shorts.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sagsatwap.

4. Never sit in autumn.

5. Never wear yellow skirts.