Hinstafcum is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking shark.

Hinstafcum created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinstafcum, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hinstafcum, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Hinstafcum's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Hinstafcum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three silicon sculptures of Hinstafcum on top of important buildings.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never feed rice to doves while wearing scarves.