Cennulbidtaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent cobra.

Cennulbidtaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cennulbidtaf, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cennulbidtaf, she will not care at all.

Cennulbidtaf's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cennulbidtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Cennulbidtaf in the centre of the settlement.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Cennulbidtaf on top of all buildings.

4. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not commit murder.