Gudfubdon is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident badger.

Gudfubdon created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudfubdon, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudfubdon, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gudfubdon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gudfubdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never wear corsets.