Lidtabpod is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong lobster.

Lidtabpod created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidtabpod, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lidtabpod, she will turn you into a tree.

Lidtabpod's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Lidtabpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four doves in a large pit.

2. Lidtabpod must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never wear trousers.