Wabfodvid is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, tiresome monkey.

Wabfodvid created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabfodvid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wabfodvid, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wabfodvid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Wabfodvid's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wabfodvid first in all things.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Always treat turtles with great respect.

5. Never look in ponds.