Ganbuddun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, caring beaver.

Ganbuddun created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganbuddun, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ganbuddun, he will be very sad.

Ganbuddun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Ganbuddun's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare apples during summer.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not place aubergines upon stone.

4. Never paint your head brown.

5. Never remain prostrate at midnight.