Dimbomrag is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witty finch.

Dimbomrag created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimbomrag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dimbomrag, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dimbomrag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dimbomrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed strawberries to cats while wearing hats.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never paint your chest purple.

4. Do not take Dimbomrag's name in vain.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near shrews while wearing turquoise dresses.