Rigpidsan is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rigpidsan created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigpidsan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rigpidsan, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rigpidsan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rigpidsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near tapirs while wearing violet ear rings and balancing three gold spheres on your face.

4. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about black holes.