Padvidgen Benranfad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic otter.

Padvidgen Benranfad created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Padvidgen Benranfad, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Padvidgen Benranfad, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Padvidgen Benranfad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Padvidgen Benranfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never prepare onions during autumn.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Never allow bats to sleep beneath your roof.