Fartipbog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast owl.

Fartipbog created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Fartipbog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fartipbog, he will turn you into a frog.

Fartipbog's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fartipbog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fartipbog.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not eat garlic.

4. Do not keep four otters in a large pit.

5. Always help sick voles.