Logartlim is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sage lion.

Logartlim created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Logartlim, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Logartlim, it will not care at all.

Logartlim's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Logartlim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Never feed parsnips to great tits while wearing magenta rings.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near birds while wearing gray stockings.