Hivstanhak is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil naga.

Hivstanhak created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivstanhak, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hivstanhak, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hivstanhak's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hivstanhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Hivstanhak loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Feed all hungry eagles.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.