Lidarmrat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent chicken.

Lidarmrat created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidarmrat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lidarmrat, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lidarmrat's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Lidarmrat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Never talk about mice.

3. Never wear indigo rings.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics.