Konhugxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast horse.

Konhugxuck created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konhugxuck, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Konhugxuck, it will not invite you to parties.

Konhugxuck's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Konhugxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never wear magenta shoes on sacred days.

5. Never mix oranges with blood.