Veenvagdon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, dishonourable badger.

Veenvagdon created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenvagdon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Veenvagdon, it will make you grow a tail.

Veenvagdon's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Veenvagdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of snails.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Veenvagdon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.