Quamvigrag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, ruthless fly.

Quamvigrag created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamvigrag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quamvigrag, he will have a low opinion of you.

Quamvigrag's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Quamvigrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not place peas upon stone.

3. Never speak at midnight.

4. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

5. Do not consume coconuts at dawn.