Besskonyamcethingam is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, irritating squirrel.

Besskonyamcethingam created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Besskonyamcethingam, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Besskonyamcethingam, she will try to impress you with trees.

Besskonyamcethingam's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Besskonyamcethingam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four pigs approach from the west.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink water in white rooms.

5. Never look at asteroids.