Cinsaggum is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise octopus.

Cinsaggum created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinsaggum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cinsaggum, he will destroy your home planet.

Cinsaggum's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cinsaggum's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Hide if seven manatees approach from the west.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cinsaggum.