Wikkabfud is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, pitiless frog.

Wikkabfud created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikkabfud, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wikkabfud, it will turn you into a duck.

Wikkabfud's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Wikkabfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near eagles.

2. Wikkabfud loves horses, so they must be honoured.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not shave your legs.