Kensugvonhomrow is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid crane.

Kensugvonhomrow created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kensugvonhomrow, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kensugvonhomrow, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kensugvonhomrow's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Kensugvonhomrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Kensugvonhomrow in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never hop in summer.

5. Never cross mountains at dusk.