Gatdunlibfedwap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty bat.

Gatdunlibfedwap created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatdunlibfedwap, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gatdunlibfedwap, he will remove you from existence.

Gatdunlibfedwap's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Gatdunlibfedwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not kill gulls.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near bats while wearing violet scarves.