Pidhubflaptomhadten is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing grasshopper.

Pidhubflaptomhadten created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Pidhubflaptomhadten, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pidhubflaptomhadten, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Pidhubflaptomhadten's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Pidhubflaptomhadten's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pidhubflaptomhadten.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.