Yarlbodhathuggeplunjenrot is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome gerbil.

Yarlbodhathuggeplunjenrot created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbodhathuggeplunjenrot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yarlbodhathuggeplunjenrot, it will laugh at you.

Yarlbodhathuggeplunjenrot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Yarlbodhathuggeplunjenrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

2. You must pray to Yarlbodhathuggeplunjenrot three times a day.

3. Do not travel during spring.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Do not shave your neck.