Omindogdub Migcussyak is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, competent mouse.

Omindogdub Migcussyak created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Omindogdub Migcussyak, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omindogdub Migcussyak, it will turn you into a mouse.

Omindogdub Migcussyak's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Omindogdub Migcussyak's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not eat nuts.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Hide from gray tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.