Arfcissvan is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty crow.

Arfcissvan created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Arfcissvan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Arfcissvan, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Arfcissvan's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Arfcissvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve shoes.

2. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Arfcissvan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Arfcissvan in the centre of the settlement.