Danzigdin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, intelligent eagle.

Danzigdin created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danzigdin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Danzigdin, it will cry a lot.

Danzigdin's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Danzigdin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue nematodes, for they are unholy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Worship no other gods but Danzigdin.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.