Mobsidstan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless bee.

Mobsidstan created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobsidstan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mobsidstan, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mobsidstan's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Mobsidstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Hide from gray ducks for they are unholy.

4. Never sing near aardvarks.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near pigs while wearing fawn corsets and balancing five platinum spheres on your hands.