Budhonster is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring jellyfish.

Budhonster created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Budhonster, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Budhonster, it will remove you from existence.

Budhonster's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Budhonster's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Rats are not to be trusted.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.