Zagmadmot Kabpadbom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil swan.

Zagmadmot Kabpadbom created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagmadmot Kabpadbom, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zagmadmot Kabpadbom, it will jump up and down on your head.

Zagmadmot Kabpadbom's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Zagmadmot Kabpadbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to aardvarks while wearing pink shorts.

2. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Never adorn your legs with orange markings.