Weewiktalhin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy horse.

Weewiktalhin created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Weewiktalhin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Weewiktalhin, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Weewiktalhin's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Weewiktalhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near pigs.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.