Litlibyimnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a small, two-faced weasel.

Litlibyimnarl created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Litlibyimnarl, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Litlibyimnarl, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Litlibyimnarl's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Litlibyimnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Litlibyimnarl.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.