Hiveenlid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, grumpy dragon.

Hiveenlid created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hiveenlid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hiveenlid, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Hiveenlid's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hiveenlid's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hiveenlid's priests.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Always share gooseberries with strangers, but never with dogs.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Never chant in summer.