Tafgofpig Stragfomciss is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent whale.

Tafgofpig Stragfomciss created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafgofpig Stragfomciss, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tafgofpig Stragfomciss, it will try to impress you with trees.

Tafgofpig Stragfomciss' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tafgofpig Stragfomciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.