Bisshamflagfud Ceplognutt is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, effective monkey.

Bisshamflagfud Ceplognutt created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bisshamflagfud Ceplognutt, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bisshamflagfud Ceplognutt, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bisshamflagfud Ceplognutt's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bisshamflagfud Ceplognutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare beans during summer.

2. Never gather nine grasshopers near towers.

3. Never leap in the presence of elders.

4. Never mix peanuts with oil.

5. You must pray to Bisshamflagfud Ceplognutt three times a day.