Ingpibxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, unselfish dragonfly.

Ingpibxuck created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingpibxuck, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Ingpibxuck, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Ingpibxuck's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Ingpibxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.