Panligxuclig Dababmob is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, kind manatee.

Panligxuclig Dababmob created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panligxuclig Dababmob, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Panligxuclig Dababmob, she will come to you in dreams.

Panligxuclig Dababmob's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Panligxuclig Dababmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed apples to squirrels while wearing yellow ear rings.

2. Run away if six moths approach from the north.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never paint your head magenta.