Monbedhadtiffed is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, happy jackal.

Monbedhadtiffed created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monbedhadtiffed, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Monbedhadtiffed, she will laugh at you.

Monbedhadtiffed's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Monbedhadtiffed's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Never approach mountains carrying bone.

5. Always wear blue.