Joppopgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a large, charitable tapir.

Joppopgeb created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Joppopgeb, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Joppopgeb, he will try to impress you with trees.

Joppopgeb's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Joppopgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Joppopgeb.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Hide if three frogs approach from the east.