Komflapgar is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, conceited dingo.

Komflapgar created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Komflapgar, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Komflapgar, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Komflapgar's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Komflapgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not kill moths.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Never talk about badgers.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.