Faglibneg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, ruthless duck.

Faglibneg created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faglibneg, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Faglibneg, he will turn you into a rat.

Faglibneg's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Faglibneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never think about special relativity.

5. Never paint your legs yellow.