Budflabkan is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, happy octopus.

Budflabkan created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budflabkan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Budflabkan, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Budflabkan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Budflabkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four ducks near towers.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

5. Never mention mites.