Rutkemwanhin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust troll.

Rutkemwanhin created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutkemwanhin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rutkemwanhin, it will send minions to preach to you.

Rutkemwanhin's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Rutkemwanhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Hide if seven mice approach from the north.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must never eat grapes.