Feddubfem is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, astonishing wyvern.

Feddubfem created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Feddubfem, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Feddubfem, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Feddubfem's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Feddubfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Hide if five voles approach from the north.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.