Stragyokhitrag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, proud jellyfish.

Stragyokhitrag created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragyokhitrag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stragyokhitrag, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Stragyokhitrag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Stragyokhitrag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Do not take Stragyokhitrag's name in vain.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.