Tafrullbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, merciful gerbil.

Tafrullbarn created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafrullbarn, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tafrullbarn, she will strike you with lightening.

Tafrullbarn's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tafrullbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Tafrullbarn must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.