Nibzogmip Basskarflag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak bird.

Nibzogmip Basskarflag created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibzogmip Basskarflag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nibzogmip Basskarflag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nibzogmip Basskarflag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nibzogmip Basskarflag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Do not fashion tools from silver.

5. Respect your elders.