Catfudweg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust fox.

Catfudweg created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Catfudweg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Catfudweg, she will boil you in a big pot.

Catfudweg's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Catfudweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of lemons to horses while wearing fawn trousers.

2. Hide if seven shrews approach from the west.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.