Yimxuckfod is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able dragon.

Yimxuckfod created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Yimxuckfod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yimxuckfod, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Yimxuckfod's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Yimxuckfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine otters in a large pit.

2. Hide if five pigs approach from the north.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help gulls.

5. Do not shave your face.