Gepgarbin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring unicorn.

Gepgarbin created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepgarbin, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gepgarbin, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gepgarbin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gepgarbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after foxes.

2. Run away from white snails, for they are unholy.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.