Venbisstad Vinvidhug is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, impressive hummingbird.

Venbisstad Vinvidhug created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Venbisstad Vinvidhug, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Venbisstad Vinvidhug, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Venbisstad Vinvidhug's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Venbisstad Vinvidhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Retreat if six doves approach from the north.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.