Bonkgetlimpas is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous wasp.

Bonkgetlimpas created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bonkgetlimpas, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bonkgetlimpas, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bonkgetlimpas' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bonkgetlimpas' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Do not fashion tools from platinum.

4. Always maintain obedience during holy days.

5. Never stain your back with mauve.