Cubhitpangflab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, omnipotent bear.

Cubhitpangflab created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubhitpangflab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cubhitpangflab, she will try to impress you with trees.

Cubhitpangflab's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cubhitpangflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Never eat parsnips.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always obey Cubhitpangflab's priests.