Konkomyok is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking newt.

Konkomyok created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Konkomyok, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Konkomyok, it will send minions to preach to you.

Konkomyok's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Konkomyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

2. Never allow tapirs to witness sacred rites.

3. Never think about dark matter near swans while wearing orange corsets and balancing eight silver spheres on your face.

4. Do not record secrets concerning nebulae.

5. Do not make images of living things.