Flybigqueegbab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident bat.

Flybigqueegbab created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flybigqueegbab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flybigqueegbab, she will throw large rocks at you.

Flybigqueegbab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Flybigqueegbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Run away from magenta shrews, for they are unholy.