Fidwabaf Sugbabtamstipbot is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonest bird.

Fidwabaf Sugbabtamstipbot created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidwabaf Sugbabtamstipbot, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fidwabaf Sugbabtamstipbot, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fidwabaf Sugbabtamstipbot's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fidwabaf Sugbabtamstipbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Never paint your head white.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.