Nurranfot Stragfumlik is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful bee.

Nurranfot Stragfumlik created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurranfot Stragfumlik, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nurranfot Stragfumlik, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nurranfot Stragfumlik's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nurranfot Stragfumlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never paint your face fawn.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurranfot Stragfumlik.