Fubbellbig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, thoughtless fairy.

Fubbellbig created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubbellbig, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fubbellbig, she will turn you into a mouse.

Fubbellbig's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fubbellbig's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Retreat if five porpoises approach from the west.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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