Tip is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, deceitful
crab.
Tip created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tip, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Tip, he will send you a sign.
Tip's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Tip's Holy Commandments1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.
2. Never laugh in the presence of rats.
3. Do not wear tin on your body.
4. Never talk about planets.
5. Tip loves pigs, so they must be honoured.