Linflybep is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, dishonourable owl.

Linflybep created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Linflybep, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Linflybep, it will refuse to believe in you.

Linflybep's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Linflybep's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black birds, for they are unholy.

2. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never remain bowed at dawn.

5. Never think ill of sick tapirs.