Nurfarhin Vinstikwab is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, idiotic bird.

Nurfarhin Vinstikwab created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nurfarhin Vinstikwab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nurfarhin Vinstikwab, it will turn you into a mouse.

Nurfarhin Vinstikwab's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Nurfarhin Vinstikwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Do not sprint at forests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.