Jaddibcap is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate otter.

Jaddibcap created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jaddibcap, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jaddibcap, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jaddibcap's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Jaddibcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never feed lots of apples to foxes while wearing blue rings.

4. Never mix cherries with blood.

5. Never speak at midday.