Nildibpop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, merciful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nildibpop created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nildibpop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nildibpop, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nildibpop's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nildibpop's Holy Commandments

1. Nildibpop must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never feed lots of aubergines to dolphins while wearing purple shoes.

4. Never write about ultrasonics.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.