Citkinstig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, egotistical newt.

Citkinstig created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citkinstig, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Citkinstig, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Citkinstig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Citkinstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Do not prepare grapes while wearing shorts.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not fashion tools from gold.