Bopbenhad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unsympathetic naga.

Bopbenhad created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopbenhad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bopbenhad, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bopbenhad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bopbenhad's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bopbenhad.

5. Hide from red mice for they are unholy.