Matbigxemyargonboprilltap
is a god.
It takes the form of a large, loving
monkey
.
Matbigxemyargonboprilltap
created an atom five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Matbigxemyargonboprilltap
, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Matbigxemyargonboprilltap
, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Matbigxemyargonboprilltap's
most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Matbigxemyargonboprilltap's Holy Commandments
1. Feed all hungry otters.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Always help sick whales.
4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Matbigxemyargonboprilltap on top of all buildings.
5. Always look after injured sharks.
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